Paul McDermott

For anyone who doesn't know, Paul McDermott is an Australian comedian, an ex-Doug Anthony All-star and currently the host of Good News Week on Channel 10.

I have to say, I haven't really watched the show since it was morphed into that awful 'variety' program. I think the final nail in the coffin would have to be the reject Popstars appearing almost every week (as if the real ones weren't bad enough!)
No doubt there is still the occasional piss-funny moment but unfortunately I can't sit through the rest of the show to catch those.

The good news is - Paul still writes an article in the Australian magazine each fortnight which keeps me reasonably satisfied.
I've put some of my favourite articles up on this site. There's also a few other bits and pieces I've thrown together on the next few pages.

Moral Dilemma #4

You are an Arctic explorer. For the past six months you have been travelling through the Arctic waste. It has been a period of intense isolation and loneliness for you, devoid of contact with any other human being.
On this particular day, you are walking along a stretch of beach some 8km in length. At the far end of that beach, basking itself on a broad flat rock there is a beautiful baby seal. As you approach you notice that its eyes are like two deep brown pools, its fur is as fresh and as clean and as white as the driven snow around it. It is a moment of unsurpassed beauty and splendor between man, beast and nature.

You have an erection...